TO ELLEN BACK DEPT.
HITTING YOU WHERE IT FLIRTS DEPT.
PALPATINE IDOL DEPT.
GREAT SPITE DEPT.
CHEATER RIVERA DEPT.
On Sunday morning, Geraldo Rivera tweeted a nearly-naked selfie, proudly proclaiming, “70 is the new 50.” (To which we proudly proclaim: “Both are still gross to look at.”) However, despite Geraldo’s pride in his appearance, we’ve learned that not all the work on his body was done at the gym! After doing a little cyber-research, we were able to find the original, untouched selfie!