THE EYES OF TAXES ARE UPON YOU DEPT.
With recent revelations of the Internal Revenue Service’s automatic flagging of the Tea Party and other conservative groups has come a wave of justifiable outrage from all sides. But how to explain to your children such a flagrant abuse of power? Perhaps this new book will help.
This Thursday, the Supreme Court will rule on the legality of Obamacare — and while everyone from pundits to politicians to the average underinsured schmoe awaits the verdict anxiously, the truth is that no matter what the court decides, there’s plenty about our crummy healthcare system that will stay exactly the same.
When ABC announced that Katie Couric would be filling in as co-anchor on Good Morning America, the producers of The Today Show knew they had to do something big to counter-program. And they did! Unfortunately, they did something big and stupid, bringing in unqualified V.P. candidate, half-term Alaska governor and intellectual feather-weight Sarah Palin to co-host. Is this bad, desperate TV? You betcha!
All of your favorite stars are playing…without even realizing it.
Let the games begin!
Will.i.am throws...ROCK!
But Jay-Z beats him with…PAPER!
But Justin Bieber beats that by throwing…SCISSORS!
Only to be defeated when Sarah Palin throws…ROCK!
Which is covered by Robert Pattinson’s…PAPER!
Which gets cut by Samantha Ronson’s…SCISSORS!
Which gets smashed by Lil Wayne’s…ROCK!
Which gets covered by LeBron James’...PAPER!
But The Situation slices through it with his…SCISSORS!
But Pauly D smashes them with…ROCK! (Not cool, bro!)
Which gets covered by Hitler’s…PAPER!
Which is defeated by Churchill’s…SCISSORS! (Whew!)
But those get smashed by Katy Perry’s…ROCK!
But that gets beaten by President Obama’s…PAPER!
Which gets cut by Nixon’s…DOUBLE SCISSORS!!! (Cheater!)
But Superman saves the day by throwing…DOUBLE ROCKS!
SUPERMAN WINS!
Writer: Dave Croatto
Reality television star and Fox News tool Sarah Palin announced yesterday that she won’t run for the Presidency in 2012, joining a long list of Republicans including Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Mike Huckabee, Mitch Daniels and Jeb Bush who have passed up a chance to preside over the decline of this once great nation. God Bless America!
