THE MOST HAPPY BELLA DEPT.
Kristen Stewart turns 23 today! We’re sure that she’s going to get cards from everyone! (Well, probably not from the wife of the guy she cheated with…but you know what we mean.) Still, in the spirit of this oh-so-special day, we’re delighted to offer:
On Monday’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kimmel asked Twilight’s mumbly dreamboat Robert Pattinson about his appearance on the cover of MAD #518 — and they even posed with a copy! You can watch the clip here (at the 2:30 mark) — Pattinson actually compliments cover artist Mark Fredrickson’s caricature, saying it looks like “a better version of me.” Sweet of you to say, Bobby — but, in truth, we would’ve been hard-pressed to come up with a WORSE version of you! Thanks, Jimmy — your complimentary “Celebrity Snap” subscription is in the mail!
Take a look at our fang-tastic new cover! Access Hollywood debuted it this past Tuesday, and we're pleased to present it here on The Idiotical in all its slightly-higher-resolution glory. As you can tell by Edward and Bella's mopey mugs, we're finally sinking our teeth into The Twilight Saga with a huge parody of all five movies!
This bloody good issue will be on sale everywhere on October 23rd!
Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
Yesterday, Twilight star and professional pouter Kristen Stewart admitted to a fling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders. Her on- and off-screen beau, Robert Pattinson, was crushed by this news, as was Stewart’s legion of pre-teen fans who finally got a glimpse at a harsh reality of love that vampire books can never fully illustrate. Although Stewart’s final apology has all the eloquence of a Teen Choice Awards acceptance speech, we at MAD realize how much re-writing it takes to get to that perfect final copy. May we present…
We've got a "Tuesday Tease" for you: Rick Tulka's fantastic illustration for "Kristen Stewart Celebrity Cause-of-Death
Betting Odds" from our upcoming issue! You can see lots more of Rick's work at his site, ricktulka.com.
Be sure to pick up MAD #514, on sale February 21, to find out the various ways Bella might meet her final fate.
Better yet, never miss another issue: subscribe to MAD!
The new Twilight movie is out and we hear it’s a real stinker! If the poster is any indication, we think we’ll pass.
All of your favorite stars are playing…without even realizing it.
Let the games begin!
Will.i.am throws...ROCK!
But Jay-Z beats him with…PAPER!
But Justin Bieber beats that by throwing…SCISSORS!
Only to be defeated when Sarah Palin throws…ROCK!
Which is covered by Robert Pattinson’s…PAPER!
Which gets cut by Samantha Ronson’s…SCISSORS!
Which gets smashed by Lil Wayne’s…ROCK!
Which gets covered by LeBron James’...PAPER!
But The Situation slices through it with his…SCISSORS!
But Pauly D smashes them with…ROCK! (Not cool, bro!)
Which gets covered by Hitler’s…PAPER!
Which is defeated by Churchill’s…SCISSORS! (Whew!)
But those get smashed by Katy Perry’s…ROCK!
But that gets beaten by President Obama’s…PAPER!
Which gets cut by Nixon’s…DOUBLE SCISSORS!!! (Cheater!)
But Superman saves the day by throwing…DOUBLE ROCKS!
SUPERMAN WINS!
Writer: Dave Croatto
