The Grammys’ List of Banned Body Parts — What’s Real and What’s Not?

NO NUDES IS GOOD NUDES DEPT.

Yesterday, a memo from CBS Standards and Practices was leaked to the public. In it, the network advised performers on this Sunday’s Grammys that certain wardrobe choices would be...unacceptable. They then went into detail, using the most awkward and prudish terms possible, what body parts performers should not show. We’ve gone through the memo and (after now feeling much safer about Ke$ha’s performance) picked out the best phrases...and added some of our own. See if you can spot the difference!

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The Startling Similarities and Differences Between Chris Brown and Jesus Christ

THE PASSION OF THE CHRIS DEPT.

After reportedly assaulting Frank Ocean, Chris Brown posted a picture on Instagram of Jesus on the cross, with the message “Painting the way I feel today.” Awww, poor fella. Heavy is the head that wears the thorny crown! Still, we got to thinking, maybe we’re being too hard on Chris—especially if he IS the second coming! Which got us thinking about…

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Celebrities Without Their Makeup, Vol. 2

GOING THROUGH AN AWKWARD FACE DEPT.

The trend of stars being photographed without makeup simply refuses to die! From Snooki to Jessica Simpson to Rihanna, people can’t get enough of celebs sporting the natural look. And while everyone got tired of our first installment, we simply refuse to listen! Hence...

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MAD’s Updated Rihanna Album Cover

JUST DUET DEPT.

Remember in 2009 when Chris Brown viciously beat his girlfriend Rihanna into a bloody pulp? You do? Well then, you should probably tell Rihanna — because it seems like she’s forgotten all about it. How else can you explain the fact that after being hospitalized by Brown, she’s going clubbing with him, dueting with him on her new album and spending Thanksgiving with him? (In her defense, his candied yams are supposedly without peer.) There’s even rumors that they’re going out again. Before she gets her heart — and other things — broken, we have a few words for her.

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