During the last Republican presidential debate, Governor Perry experienced an awkward, impressively lengthy brain-freeze when he tried to name the three federal agencies he’d abolish if (and that’s an increasingly huge “if”) he became president. Don’t sweat it, Ricky — it happens to all of us, and no one is immune. On the other hand, if he can’t make it as President (and that’s an increasingly small “if”), he can always start writing children’s books.
Much has been made about recently released pictures that show a heated exchange between Gov. Rick Perry and Rep. Ron Paul that took place during a commercial break at the recent GOP debate. No one knows exactly what was said — however, MAD has learned the details of that conversation, and we’re happy to share it now, as an Idiotical exclusive!