NO NUDES IS GOOD NEWS DEPT.
FREAK THE INTERNET DEPT.
YOU’VE TRIED THE BEST, NOW TRY THE WEST DEPT.
FEUD POISONING DEPT.
A VIEW TO A SHILL DEPT.
NOTHING TO FEAR BUT BEARD ITSELF DEPT.
FAT’S ALL, FOLKS! DEPT.
We don’t know if you’ve noticed, but ever since Kim Kardashian got pregnant, she’s gotten slightly…huge. How fat, you ask? Well, it would be rude to make fun of a pregnant woman’s weight. So enjoy the rudeness (and add your own in the Comments Section!) as we ask, and answer…
We often notice when two things are similar. Mountain Dew and Mello Yello? Similar! Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel? Similar! Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and the Star Wars saga? Similar! (Please just bear with us, we’ve been drinking citrus soda and looking at pictures of doe-eyed brunettes all day and we’re a little loopy…)
British chef Gordon Ramsay's show, Hell's Kitchen, somehow remains a ratings hit. Just who’s watching this repetitive, profanity-laced reality show? To find out, we called the A.C. Nielsen ratings company. Until they get back to us (and it's been several weeks now), here's our best guess.