Overheard in Kim Kardashian's Delivery Room

OUT ON A KIM DEPT.

Over the weekend, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian had a baby girl (it’s the thing that Kanye is second-most excited about dropping this week!). To celebrate the occasion, we’re offering a sneak peek of “Overheard in Kim Kardashian’s Delivery Room,” written by Matt Lassen and illustrated by Anton Emdin! The full article will appear in MAD #522, on sale July 23.

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Things You Can Learn from The Learning Channel’s New Show — "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo"

OH, THE PLACES YOU’LL GO GO DEPT.

Tonight, TLC introduces its newest epic Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo, a gag-inducing spin-off of Toddlers & Tiaras. The show revolves around six-year-old pageant contestant Alana Thompson (Honey Boo-Boo) as she frantically runs into things, squawks with the inflection of a bad Madea impersonator and chugs Go-Go Juice (a child-friendly beverage made by combining Mountain Dew and Red Bull). When they’re not busy sucking the value from society, the Thompson family also enjoys harvesting road kill and throwing rolls of paper towels at each other. Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo (originally titled Greasy Screechy Lumps) certainly holds up to The Learning Channel’s good name and austere mission statement! But it’s not without value! We’re delighted to share…

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