Barack Obama’s Scandals Resort
APPALL-INCLUSIVE DEPT.
With the ongoing Justice Department, IRS, and Benghazi scandals shaking the White House, who could blame President Obama for wanting to get away from it all?
The NRA's New Headquarters Unveiled
AMERICA ON THE WAYNE DEPT.
Looming Spending Cuts Spawn New Musical
THE GREAT BLIGHT WAY DEPT.
In the shameful tradition of the debt ceiling and fiscal cliff debates comes yet another bipartisan stalemate that proves our government is completely and hopelessly incompetent — the Sequester! With Draconian cuts in the federal budget scheduled for Friday unless a deal is reached, the ongoing drama has all the elements of a terrible Broadway musical!
Al-Qaeda's Ayman al-Zawahri Starring in "Drone Alone"
TURBAN LEGEND DEPT.
President Obama’s relentless drone attacks on top Al-Qaeda members have made a real impact, systematically wiping out the top echelon of the terrorist network. Most recently, a missile took out the group’s “number two” man, Abu Yahya al-Libi. And although Abu now gets to live the good (after)life with 72 virgins, he leaves behind the last known leader (and perhaps last remaining member) of Al-Qaeda, Ayman al-Zawahri. Cave life for Ayman must be pretty lonely — but don't worry, Ayman, even if President Obama goes on vacation, we don't think he’ll be forgetting you.
The Real Story Behind Newsweek's “First Gay President” Cover
HAIL TO THE BEEFCAKE DEPT.
Afghanistan: 'No Country for Our Men'
THE WAR ON ERROR DEPT.
After peeing on Taliban corpses, accidentally burning the Koran and a tragic shooting spree by a deranged soldier, it’s not exactly shocking that America has failed to win the hearts and minds of the Afghani people. Today, Afghan President Hamid Karzai asked President Obama to get U.S. troops out of his country NOW! Like Vietnam and more recently, Iraq, we’ve seen this movie before.
