ANOTHER FINANCE MESS DEPT.
THE JOE-EST PRICES ANYWHERE DEPT.
To demonstrate his solidarity with the middle class, Vice President Joe Biden went on a holiday shopping trip to the Washington, DC Costco yesterday. They were all out of tooth whitener and hair plugs — but here are some of the things he DID buy!
FAILURE TO LUNCH DEPT.
STATE OF DISGRACE DEPT.
FOUR SCORE AND DOUBLE-O SEVEN YEARS AGO DEPT.
THE AGONY OF THE TWEET DEPT.
GIVING IT THE OL’ ELECTORAL COLLEGE TRY DEPT.