How JPMorgan Chase Really Lost $2 Billion

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JPMorgan Chase, the country's largest bank, just announced they lost $2 billion, primarily in derivatives. Since no one on the face of the earth knows exactly what derivatives are, we suspect the bank is lying. We tasked esteemed New York Times economist Paul Krugman to get to the bottom of this financial debacle. He refused. So we made up this list.

MAD Magazine How JPMorgan Chase Really Lost $2 Billion

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