Cheap Jokes That Lesser Humor Sites are Making About Mark Zuckerberg's Wedding Night

MARITAL STATUS UPDATE DEPT.

Over the weekend Facebook founder (and our eventual dark overlord) Mark Zuckerberg got married to his college sweetheart. And that got us thinking about what happens after the wedding. You know...paying the caterers! Hold on, what were YOU thinking of?!? Gross! Apparently, not everyone is as high-minded and mature as we are — which is why we shamefully point out these...

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