DISAPPOINTMENT TV DEPT.
This past weekend was the San Diego Comic-Con. And while there was plenty to see — there was even more to hear. So prick up your pointy blue Na’vi ears and listen for these…
Over the weekend, The Avengers shattered all box office records, raking in over $200 million domestically. Why were so many Americans willing to shell out their hard-earned unemployment checks to go see a bunch of guys in Spandex blow up stuff? You don't have to be Batman to deduce that the reasons were many.
“Amazing! Seeing Tobey Maguire working the coat check in the lobby was worth the ticket price alone!”
“Stan Lee’s misguided cameo as a tap dancing street vendor grinds the second act to a halt.”
“Though technically not part of the production, Julie Taymor throwing fruit at the stage was a highlight of the show, and they should probably keep it.”