Martha Stewart’s Prison Tattoos

CLASSIC MAD DEPT.

Today marks the 10th anniversary of Martha Stewart’s indictment for insider trading. Despite her constant denials, a jury of her peers (as if Martha has any peers) convicted Ms. Stewart and sent her up the river. Ever the survivor, Martha quickly made herself at home in the big house, even getting herself some prison ink.

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From MAD #455, July 2005
Writer: Scott Mendenhall 

Americans Who Just Missed Becoming Pope

CLASSIC MAD DEPT.

Today, Pope Benedict XVI announced that he will be stepping down on February 28th. That means that after only 8 years in office, the job is open once more! (And in this economy, any job opening is something to get excited about) Still, we have to wonder if any of the candidates who were passed over the last time will be reconsidered for the chance to wear the giant pointy hat.

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From MAD #455, July 2005
Writer: Jeff Kruse
Artist: Hermann Mejia 

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