FAT’S ALL, FOLKS! DEPT.
We don’t know if you’ve noticed, but ever since Kim Kardashian got pregnant, she’s gotten slightly…huge. How fat, you ask? Well, it would be rude to make fun of a pregnant woman’s weight. So enjoy the rudeness (and add your own in the Comments Section!) as we ask, and answer…
So Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Let the exploitation begin!
On Saturday, the Air Yeezy 2 will go on sale with a bonkers price tag of $245. But prices on eBay for the Nike/Kanye West collaboration have skyrocketed, with a pair reportedly pre-selling for over 350% of their retail value! That’s almost as inflated as Kanye’s ego! The amount of money people are willing to shell out for the sneakers points either to an economy that is finally getting stronger, or (more likely) that people are just getting dumber. So while we’re all camped out on line outside the Nike store, we thought we’d give you an idea of just what we’ll be paying for.
The New York Times today published an article about 5-year-old Jacob Philadelphia, who, on a visit to the Oval Office in 2009, asked President Obama if he could feel his hair (a question that will definitely never be asked if Mitt Romney wins in November). A photographer captured the heartwarming moment, and the photo has hung in the White House ever since. But what has become of young Jacob in the last three years? Funny you should ask…
Skechers is paying out a whopping $40 million to customers in a settlement over falsely advertising their Kim Kardashian-endorsed “Shape-Ups” toning shoes. Apparently, their ads claimed that the comically clunky foot-boats could increase weight loss, improve muscle tone, and stimulate circulation. But when you go back and actually look at one of the misleading ads, it now seems pretty obvious that Skechers wasn’t telling us the whole truth.
High unemployment, falling stock prices, Herman Cain may be a sexual harasser. It seems there’s bad news everywhere you look. But at least there was a bit of good news for someone yesterday! Kim Kardashian cut loose her fledgling husband Kris Humphries! Congrats, Kris, on escaping the 2011 debacle known as your marriage alive! Here’s hoping the divorce doesn’t cost you an arm and a leg.
