BUSY AS A BIEBER DEPT.
Justin Bieber is a teenage multimillionaire who’s constantly in the public eye — that’s a lot of pressure to be under. Fortunately, he’s found a way to cope...by going completely ape-poop bonkers! Just in the last few weeks, he’s been two hours late for a concert, tried (and failed) to fight paparazzo, spat in his neighbor’s face and had his pet monkey confiscated (we’ve all been there on that one). They say that fame is fleeting — apparently, so is Justin’s grasp on reality.
Yesterday, the White House released Michelle Obama’s new official portrait. And while she looks great, and it features her celebrated bangs, we’ve recently learned that there were other shots taken that featured alternate hairstyles for the First Lady! Never one to shy away from exposing a political scandal (no matter how coiffe-based) MAD is proud to share these…
Over the weekend, “Gangnam Style” by South Korean pop star PSY became YouTube’s most viewed video of all time, taking the #1 spot from “Baby” by Justin Bieber. Unseating Beebs is HUGE news — since it proves that Canada isn’t the only foreign country that can export an annoying song by a stupidly-dressed, prancing moron with ridiculous hair. PSY has become a sensation, appearing everywhere from Ellen, to SNL, to the American Music Awards. It seems like it’s only a matter of time until he takes a stab at movies.
During his performance on Saturday, Justin Bieber puked out his Canadian guts all over the stage. Suffice to say, the copious barf was the best thing to ever come out of his mouth during a concert. Bieber claimed that his ralphing was caused by drinking too much milk (just how wholesome is this weiner?!?) — but it got us wondering if there was a way for Biebs to turn this unfortunate event into a career boost!
With over 100 million pageviews and counting, Kony 2012 — a half-hour long call for action against Ugandan war criminal Joseph Kony — has become the biggest thing to hit the Web since Rebecca Black reminded us that Saturday follows Friday. As part of its campaign, Invisible Children, the group behind the video, is pressuring 20 superstar “culturemakers” to speak out against Kony. Most of the 20 have stayed unusually silent on the red-hot issue — until now.
When Justin Bieber turned 18 last week, he celebrated as any normal, fun-loving teenager would: by kicking off a search for an appropriately gaudy L.A. mega-mansion. While a $10.8 million pad currently being rented by Ashton Kutcher was a momentary front-runner, the pubeless wonder ultimately deemed it unsuitable. Why? Well, when you’re The Beeb, your pad needs extra-special touches — an exclusive list of which, incredibly, we’ve managed get our hands on.
All of your favorite stars are playing…without even realizing it.
Let the games begin!
But Jay-Z beats him with…PAPER!
But Justin Bieber beats that by throwing…SCISSORS!
Only to be defeated when Sarah Palin throws…ROCK!
Which is covered by Robert Pattinson’s…PAPER!
Which gets cut by Samantha Ronson’s…SCISSORS!
Which gets smashed by Lil Wayne’s…ROCK!
Which gets covered by LeBron James’...PAPER!
But The Situation slices through it with his…SCISSORS!
But Pauly D smashes them with…ROCK! (Not cool, bro!)
Which gets covered by Hitler’s…PAPER!
Which is defeated by Churchill’s…SCISSORS! (Whew!)
But those get smashed by Katy Perry’s…ROCK!
But that gets beaten by President Obama’s…PAPER!
Which gets cut by Nixon’s…DOUBLE SCISSORS!!! (Cheater!)
But Superman saves the day by throwing…DOUBLE ROCKS!
Congratulations to the Man of Steel!
Writer: Dave Croatto