A Sneak Peek at Oscar Acceptance Speeches

The Oscars are this Sunday night — and by now all the nominees have already scored their free tuxedos, gowns and jewelry from designers desperate to have their names mentioned on the red carpet. All that’s left for them to do is to score some sedatives for the big night and finish writing their acceptance speeches...unless you’re Glenn Close. Sorry, G.C., but you don’t stand a chance in hell with that stupid cross-dressing movie! 15 years of planning for that?!?! Seriously?!? You made TWO 101 Dalmatian movies in just four years!

MAD’s 2012 OSCAR PREDICTIONS

The 2012 Oscar nominations were announced today with the award ceremony scheduled for February 26. While who will capture the coveted Irving Thalberg Award remains as unpredictable as ever, here are some other things you can pretty much already see coming up the red carpet...

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