The Startling Similarities and Differences Between Chris Brown and Jesus Christ
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIS DEPT.
After reportedly assaulting Frank Ocean, Chris Brown posted a picture on Instagram of Jesus on the cross, with the message “Painting the way I feel today.” Awww, poor fella. Heavy is the head that wears the thorny crown! Still, we got to thinking, maybe we’re being too hard on Chris—especially if he IS the second coming! Which got us thinking about…
How Julia Child Spent Her 100th Birthday in Heaven
AND A CHILD SHALL FEED THEM DEPT.
Yesterday was Julia Child’s 100th birthday — or would have been, had she not died in 2004. But the indomitable French chef didn’t let a little thing like death keep her down — in fact, as you can see, she had a pretty busy 100th up there in the clouds.
