New Report: Penn State Covered for Sandusky

CLASSIC MAD DEPT.

The Penn State Child abuse scandal was back in the news this morning thanks to the release of the Freeh Report. The report investigated the sexual abuse charges at Penn State and — you’re not gonna believe this — confirmed what everyone’s been saying for months now: that Joe Paterno and other Penn State officials repeatedly covered up Jerry Sandusky’s sexual abuse of children. Sure, they could have done something to stop Sandusky’s monstrous actions — but that might have affected their season!

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When Other Notorious Characters Change Their Names Like Ron Artest

NBA-HOLE DEPT.

Last year, NBA thug Ron Artest changed his name to Metta World Peace in a heroic attempt to put his ugly and violent past behind him. It worked really well — at least until this past weekend, when “Metta World Peace” almost murdered James Harden with an elbow to the head. But why dwell on the negative? The important thing is that he changed his name to improve himself. We hope that others will follow his fine example and change their names as well.

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Must-Haves for Justin Bieber's New Mansion

HAIR GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD DEPT.

When Justin Bieber turned 18 last week, he celebrated as any normal, fun-loving teenager would: by kicking off a search for an appropriately gaudy L.A. mega-mansion. While a $10.8 million pad currently being rented by Ashton Kutcher was a momentary front-runner, the pubeless wonder ultimately deemed it unsuitable. Why? Well, when you’re The Beeb, your pad needs extra-special touches — an exclusive list of which, incredibly, we’ve managed get our hands on. 

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The Least-Funded Kickstarter Campaigns Ever

Recently, cartoonist Rich Burlew raised a mind-melting $1.2 million to produce a print version of The Order of the Stick, his role-playing themed webcomic. How did Burlew do it? Through a nifty online quasi-Ponzi begfest known as Kickstarter. But for every Order of the Stick success story, there are countless failures.

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‘The Idiotical’ Top 12 of 2011: #4

We’re counting down our top 12 posts of 2011! Here’s #4…

November 10: "Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky’s Next Coaching Gig"

Here's an exclusive shot of former Penn State football Assistant Coach/Pedophile Jerry Sandusky and Coach Joe Paterno in their new uniforms for their next assignment. We can already hear the inmates chanting, “We are State Pen! We are State Pen!”

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