A FLU GOOD MEN DEPT.
Time magazine recently revealed their "100 Most Influential People." And that’s exciting — but what we’re really psyched about is next week’s issue — just in time for the end of cold and flu season!
It was announced this week that Pepsi and Beyoncé have become “global partners.” What that means (other than sounding like a “Risk” alliance) is that Beyoncé is getting $50 million to do a bunch of Pepsi stuff — including having her face on Pepsi cans. We figured there must have been other candidates for the job — and luckily, we discovered some of the other celebs Pepsi considered for the can-treatment before they settled on Beyoncé!
Well, the gifts for Jay-Z and Beyonce’s baby, Blue Ivy, have been pouring into New York’s Lenox Hill Hospital’s Maternity Ward. What does one get for the baby whose parents have everything? Since we don’t plan on gifting the little tyke, it really doesn’t keep us up nights. But maybe you’re more giving. If so, to avoid duplicates, here’s what’s already been received. Look for a complete list of the gifts in MAD #514, on sale February 21.
Writer and Artist: Kenny Keil
All of your favorite stars are playing…without even realizing it.
Let the games begin!
Will.i.am throws...ROCK!
But Jay-Z beats him with…PAPER!
But Justin Bieber beats that by throwing…SCISSORS!
Only to be defeated when Sarah Palin throws…ROCK!
Which is covered by Robert Pattinson’s…PAPER!
Which gets cut by Samantha Ronson’s…SCISSORS!
Which gets smashed by Lil Wayne’s…ROCK!
Which gets covered by LeBron James’...PAPER!
But The Situation slices through it with his…SCISSORS!
But Pauly D smashes them with…ROCK! (Not cool, bro!)
Which gets covered by Hitler’s…PAPER!
Which is defeated by Churchill’s…SCISSORS! (Whew!)
But those get smashed by Katy Perry’s…ROCK!
But that gets beaten by President Obama’s…PAPER!
Which gets cut by Nixon’s…DOUBLE SCISSORS!!! (Cheater!)
But Superman saves the day by throwing…DOUBLE ROCKS!
SUPERMAN WINS!
Writer: Dave Croatto
