Adele’s new song from Skyfall debuted today — and everyone’s going ga-ga-goofy over it! But that news has completely overshadowed the bigger scoop about the latest James Bond movie! Apparently, while fans were distracted, producers quietly retooled the entire movie to make it more air-travel friendly! No doubt they’re after those sweet, sweet product placement dollars. Scoundrels!
It was recently announced that in the next James Bond movie, Skyfall, the legendary spy will not be drinking his trademark martinis — instead he’ll be sipping Heinekens. We think it’s shameful when a classic institution whores itself out (unrelated, but be sure to watch MAD on Cartoon Network!) — and we realize it’s only the beginning in a slew of dreadful product placement in the Bond films.