TO HEIR IS HUMAN DEPT.
CHEATER RIVERA DEPT.
On Sunday morning, Geraldo Rivera tweeted a nearly-naked selfie, proudly proclaiming, “70 is the new 50.” (To which we proudly proclaim: “Both are still gross to look at.”) However, despite Geraldo’s pride in his appearance, we’ve learned that not all the work on his body was done at the gym! After doing a little cyber-research, we were able to find the original, untouched selfie!
THE TERROR OF THEIR WAYS DEPT.
THE FRUITS OF THEIR LABOR DEPT.
THE ZIM REAPER DEPT.
With his acquittal behind him and no gainful means of employment, self-appointed neighborhood watch aficionado George Zimmerman suddenly has lots of free time on his hands. How to fill up the day? Well, it turns out George Z is a very busyman…
LIVING IN CINEMA DEPT.
THE SAME GAME DEPT.
THE LITTLE SEARCH ENGINE THAT COULDN’T DEPT.
This morning, portions of the southwest were unable to access Google and all its services (Gmail, Google Plus, YouTube, etc). And while it only lasted about an hour, that was plenty of time for people to overreact (and rush to be the first to Tweet about the difficulties of Googling “Why is Google down?” Hilarious!) Once the smoke cleared and things were back on track, we decide to take a look at the most common Google searches on the near-Armageddon.
AIRPORT INTERMINABLE DEPT.
UH-OH SILVER! DEPT.
Disney’s big summer movie, The Lone Ranger, opened last week — and although it got savaged by the critics, it made up for those poor reviews by getting absolutely demolished at the box office by Despicable Me. Since nobody gave a sweet kemosabe about the masked man, maybe the filmmakers would’ve done better if they’d mooched off the success of an actual hit…