Pepsi’s Rejected Beyoncé-Style Cans

DRINK AND DRIVEL DEPT.

It was announced this week that Pepsi and Beyoncé have become “global partners.” What that means (other than sounding like a “Risk” alliance) is that Beyoncé is getting $50 million to do a bunch of Pepsi stuff — including having her face on Pepsi cans. We figured there must have been other candidates for the job — and luckily, we discovered some of the other celebs Pepsi considered for the can-treatment before they settled on Beyoncé!

Breaking Factoids about Prince William and Kate Middleton’s Pregnancy

BAMBINO ROYALE DEPT.

If you’re the type of person who actually gave a crap when Prince William and Kate Middleton got married, get ready — because your easily-distracted brain is about to explode! The rumor is that America’s favorite non-American couple (Sorry, Bollywood power couple Saif Ali Khan and Kareena Kapoor!) is having a baby! Sadly, the facts are very scarce. Fortunately, facts are never a big ingredient when we report a story — so enjoy these...

What Did Joe Biden Buy at Costco?

THE JOE-EST PRICES ANYWHERE DEPT.

To demonstrate his solidarity with the middle class, Vice President Joe Biden went on a holiday shopping trip to the Washington, DC Costco yesterday. They were all out of tooth whitener and hair plugs — but here are some of the things he DID buy!

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