BRONX BUMMER DEPT.
IT’S A SMALL BUT VERY EXPENSIVE WORLD DEPT.
THE ORAL OF THE STORY DEPT.
Throat cancer survivor Michael Douglas dove head first into the news today, wagging his tongue with a story some people find hard to swallow. Rather than give all these interviews, maybe he should just write a book.
WHERE THERE’S A WILL, THERE’S DISMAY DEPT.
RODIN TO PERDITION DEPT.
THE BOOTH OF A NATION DEPT.
Yesterday, President Obama met with Governor Chris Christie to tour parts of the Jersey Shore that were ravaged by Hurricane Sandy. It was a rare display of both bipartisanship and unbridled bromance. We’re happy to report that not only was a splendid time had by all — it was also captured on film!
YUCK & COVER DEPT.
BAD TO THE DRONE DEPT.
SELLING YOUR CONSOLE TO THE DEVIL DEPT.
Microsoft announced yesterday that they’d be releasing the first new Xbox console in eight years! The so-called “all in one” system, the Xbox One, will let gamers record live TV, play Blu-ray HD discs and even make calls on Skype. But it’s also getting people mad, since old games won’t work on it, and sharing games will mean paying an additional price. But let’s not rush to judgment until we take a long, unbiased look at the system. And in that spirit, let’s examine these MAD-researched…