GREASY COME, GREASY GO DEPT.
OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF HIS MIND DEPT.
THE DUMB OF ALL FEARS DEPT.
WHO’S YOUR FATTY? DEPT.
The American Medical Association is now classifying obesity as a disease. Which is great news — because that means we’ve no longer the fattest country in the world — just the sickest! (U-S-A! U-S-A!) Still, if obesity is now a disease, the “afflicted” will need a way to let emergency personnel know about their condition! Lucky, MAD took that food for thought and cooked up...