Election-Themed Halloween Candy
SHTICK OR TREAT DEPT.
The MAD Strip Club — Pondering the Really Meaningful Stuff: Do Vampires Really Exist?
STRIPS TEASED DEPT.
"Pondering the Really Meaningful Stuff" is by Rob Harrell! 
From MAD #483, November 2007
Alfred E. Neuman Halloween Mask
Halloween is here but you don't have a costume ready to go? What happened? Did Heidi Klum steal your idea? Or is it because you didn't order your Spy vs. Spy costume in time? If you plan on eating your weight in Fun Size Milky Way bars, you better put something over that mug.
Since we're full of the All Hallows spirit, we provide this print 'n' cut Alfred E. Neuman mask for all the Last Minute Larry's out there. You may still be the laughing stock of your office costume party, but at least it'll be for the right reason.
Remember These? 'MAD Trick-or-Treat Reading' Packs
Longtime MAD readers will remember this ill-conceived product from 1987. Warner Books packaged five copies of Howling MAD and five copies of Monster MAD — each 16 pages — with the hope that people would distribute them to trick-or-treaters instead of candy. (Evidently Warner Books thought it was okay to rot kids minds, but not their teeth!) We have no idea if the Halloween giveaway was successful or not, but since we didn’t do it again the following year, we suspect Warner Books lost a bundle on the deal.
Anyway, we unearthed a bunch of them in our recent move and since we couldn’t find a single listing for them on eBay, it appears the public’s demand for these classics remains somewhere around nil.
Spy Vs. Spy Halloween Costumes On Sale!
Every single Halloween it’s the same problem. You end up completely paralyzed when it comes time to pick out a costume. There are just too many options to choose from. And let’s face it, you can’t go as a slutty French maid again — everyone was VERY clear about that! Thankfully, elope.com has come to the rescue with these amazing black and white Spy vs. Spy costumes, available now!
