Much to the disgust of true patriotic Americans everywhere, Mitt Romney has been cynically ending each of his vacuous campaign speeches by reciting the words to "America the Beautiful". Yesterday, he went one further and sang (horrendously) the beloved national song. Here are a few verses for him to sing at future campaign stops.
Tonight, Fox unveils the Kiefer Sutherland drama Touch, about a 10-year-old boy who can’t connect with other people. In the same time slot, MSNBC is premiering a similar show, about a 64-year-old presidential candidate with the same tragic problem. Here’s hoping that one of these productions gets the axe come November.
Fresh on the heels of last night’s CNN debate, where moderator John King asked Newt Gingrich about allegations that he wanted an open marriage, and Gingrich responded with a blistering charge that the liberal media was attacking him while protecting Obama, this explosive newspaper appeared on newsstands this morning. We always thought the former House Speaker was an egotistical, paranoid blowhard. And after reading this, we’re more convinced than ever.
Today, Mitt Romney's campaign released a new Blu-ray set aimed at the children of potential voters. It’s considered a brilliant political move. Even if Romney doesn’t win this time around, the set will position him well for the 2024 election, when all these kids are of voting age.
There’s a new version of Monopoly based on Mitt Romney’s run for the Presidency. Here’s an exclusive look at some of the cards from the game.
According to those in the know, even on the busy campaign trail, Presidential long shot Rick Santorum still finds time to flip though his favorite periodical.
With his campaign in shambles, we rush through this special edition of "Cause-of-Death Betting Odds" before the Cain Train goes off into the Tunnel of Doom.