THE INK OF DISASTER DEPT.
Recently, Snooki shocked the world by tweeting a photo of herself without makeup. Because Snooki is universally recognized as an amazing trendsetter, other celebs have already jumped on the no makeup bandwagon.
• Give weekly radio address calling for stronger regulations on Wall Street fat cats.
• Count $2.5 million in campaign contribution donations raised in one day from Wall Street fat cats.
• Bag up all of Bo’s droppings from the White House lawn, go over to Eric Cantor’s porch, set the bag on fire, ring the doorbell and run!