SEAFOOD FOR THOUGHT DEPT.
Yesterday, Bumble Bee announced that they are recalling some of their cans of tuna because the seals were not tight enough and the contents could spoil. Sounds like a perfectly logical explanation. A little TOO logical, if you ask us! All you have to do is take a closer look at a can to see…
If you thought that the worst thing about Papa John’s Pizza was the pizza, prepare to be stunned! Turns out that the policies of “Papa John” himself, John Schnatter, will leave an even worse taste in your mouth! The chain’s founder and CEO said that Obamacare would cost him too much money and that he’d have to cut the hours of employees eligible for healthcare. It looks like Schnatter just wants a bigger piece of the pie…
Have you ever thought, “Boy, I wish I had a shot at deciding the flavor of some new potato chip that’s sure to underperform and be discontinued!”? Well, with Lays’ “Do Us a Flavor” contest, that passing thought can become a mediocre reality! They’re giving a million dollars to the lucky schlub who comes up with the best new potato chip flavor. (A million dollars? Lay’s couldn’t pay us that much to eat one of their existing vomit-inducing flavors like “Cooked Creamy Mediterranean Herb” or “Classic BLT.”) But while there may be only one champion-chip, we think some of the runners-up deserve recognition too.
The Oreo cookie turned 100 years old this week, though much to its shame it will always lag 21 years behind the Fig Newton. And just slightly less behind Betty White. 
