• Give weekly radio address calling for stronger regulations on Wall Street fat cats.

• Count $2.5 million in campaign contribution donations raised in one day from Wall Street fat cats.

• Bag up all of Bo’s droppings from the White House lawn, go over to Eric Cantor’s porch, set the bag on fire, ring the doorbell and run!

• Catch up on TiVo-ed episodes of Glee. Continue to “evolve” on the gay marriage question.

• Get electro-shock treatment to try to forever erase the memory of John Boehner’s orange, knobby-kneed legs in golf shorts.

• Take Michelle for a ride on Air Force One – if you know what we mean.

• Visit TheIdiotical.com – MAD's great new comedy blog!