MAD’s Updated Rihanna Album Cover

JUST DUET DEPT.

Remember in 2009 when Chris Brown viciously beat his girlfriend Rihanna into a bloody pulp? You do? Well then, you should probably tell Rihanna — because it seems like she’s forgotten all about it. How else can you explain the fact that after being hospitalized by Brown, she’s going clubbing with him, dueting with him on her new album and spending Thanksgiving with him? (In her defense, his candied yams are supposedly without peer.) There’s even rumors that they’re going out again. Before she gets her heart — and other things — broken, we have a few words for her.

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How Hot is it in New York City?

SCHVITZ HAPPENS DEPT.

Here in New York, local weatherpeople are saying that for the next few days, temperatures will get into the upper nineties, with humidity making it feel more like a brain-melting 105°. Sure, that’s plenty hot — but how hot is it, really?

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