Other Product Placement in the New James Bond Movie

LICENSE TO SHILL DEPT.

It was recently announced that in the next James Bond movie, Skyfall, the legendary spy will not be drinking his trademark martinis — instead he’ll be sipping Heinekens. We think it’s shameful when a classic institution whores itself out (unrelated, but be sure to watch MAD on Cartoon Network!) — and we realize it’s only the beginning in a slew of dreadful product placement in the Bond films.  

Donald Trump Endorses Mitt Romney

So Donald Trump endorsed Republican presidential candidate (and fellow wealthy weenie) Mitt Romney in Las Vegas — because if there’s one thing Nevadans need to hear, it’s The Donald’s empty-headed political opinion. And perhaps unsurprisingly — given Trump’s bombast and Romney’s ineptitude — plenty of revelatory comments came from the stage.

Another One Bites the Dust — Sarah Palin Won’t Run for President

Reality television star and Fox News tool Sarah Palin announced yesterday that she won’t run for the Presidency in 2012, joining a long list of Republicans including Chris Christie, Donald Trump, Mike Huckabee, Mitch Daniels and Jeb Bush who have passed up a chance to preside over the decline of this once great nation. God Bless America!

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