Michelle Obama's Rejected Official Portraits

HAIR FORCE ONE DEPT.

Yesterday, the White House released Michelle Obama’s new official portrait. And while she looks great, and it features her celebrated bangs, we’ve recently learned that there were other shots taken that featured alternate hairstyles for the First Lady! Never one to shy away from exposing a political scandal (no matter how coiffe-based) MAD is proud to share these…

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Jesse Jackson Jr.'s Been Bad

A FINE JESS DEPT.

Former Illinois Representative Jesse Jackson Jr. pled guilty to misusing $750,000 in campaign funds for personal expenses like Rolexes, fur capes and sports memorabilia (you know, the essentials). He won’t be sentenced until late June, but he could face up to 57 months in prison! On the plus side, that’ll give him a few months to stare at his autographed footballs while snuggled up in a sable fur poncho.

Barack Obama and Chris Christie's Newfound Friendship

THE ACT-OF-GOD COUPLE DEPT.

Republican New Jersey Governor Chris Christie recently said this about President Obama: “He’s like a man wandering around a dark room…clutching for the light switch of leadership, and he just can’t find it.” Yesterday, after Obama rushed to New Jersey's aid in the wake of Hurricane Sandy, Christie said: “It’s been very good working with the president…It’s been wonderful.” Faster than it took to flood lower Manhattan, the Gov and Prez were suddenly BFFs and seen hugging each other repeatedly on national television. Who knows where this relationship is going?

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"MAD About Obama: Yes We Can’t!" New MAD eBook Available Today!

VIEW TO A SHILL DEPT.

Just in time for the big Obama-Romney smackdown, here comes MAD About Obama: Yes We Can’t! What’s that, you ask? It’s the first ever exclusive eBook for the MAD iPad app! This 135 page collection chronicles Barry Hussein’s meteoric rise from inspiring candidate to uninspiring President! Luckily for Obama, he had the good fortune of running against McCain/Palin and Romney/Ryan (candidates with even less charisma than Al Gore), not to mention acclaimed “political geniuses” Michele Bachmann, Ron Paul, Herman Cain and Rick Santorum, all of whom are mercilessly mocked in this absolutely essential volume. What’s that you say? Don’t have the MAD iPad app? Simply click here to download the app for FREE! Then go to the in-app store and purchase MAD About Obama: Yes We Can’t!

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Celebrity Snaps Double Feature: Bill Clinton

PICS OF THE LITTER DEPT.

In anticipation of Bubba's big speech at the Democratic National Convention tonight, we present two images of him happily posing with our magazine over the years. We'll hit the trifecta if anyone can snap a photo of him holding MAD tonight!

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Circa July 2001. Thanks to Billy Robin for the snap!

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Circa November 2008. Thanks to Brenner Willaims for the snap!

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