Where’s China’s Missing Vice President Xi Jinping?

NOT FOR ALL THE FLEE IN CHINA DEPT.

There are so many mysteries in China right now! First off, Xi Jinping has vanished! Second — who is Xi Jinping?!?! He’s the Vice President of China, and is presumed to be the next president — and he’s nowhere to be found. It’s unclear if he’s sick, or the victim or an attack, or just super into naps. No one “in the know” is saying where he is. Which is why those NOT in the know (that’d be us) are stepping forward with explanations!

MAD Magazine Where's Xi Jinping?

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When Other Notorious Characters Change Their Names Like Ron Artest

NBA-HOLE DEPT.

Last year, NBA thug Ron Artest changed his name to Metta World Peace in a heroic attempt to put his ugly and violent past behind him. It worked really well — at least until this past weekend, when “Metta World Peace” almost murdered James Harden with an elbow to the head. But why dwell on the negative? The important thing is that he changed his name to improve himself. We hope that others will follow his fine example and change their names as well.

MAD Magazine Notorious Name Changes

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Other Things the Casey Anthony Jury Has “Reasonable Doubt” About

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THE JURY ALSO HAS "REASONABLE DOUBT" ABOUT...

    • Whether or not a bear would actually defecate in a wooded area.

    • Did NBC’s The Event fail to live up to the network’s hype?

    • Did Vancouver fans take the loss in the Stanley Cup finals rather hard?

    • Could 15 minutes really save you 15% or more on your car insurance?

    • Whether or not that “rapture thing” happened on May 22.

    • Does Sarah Palin sometimes come off a bit uninformed?

    • Did LeBron’s performance in the NBA finals fall far short of expectations?

    • Is the Zune really less popular than the iPod?

    • Is Blockbuster thriving in the digital age?

    • Hitler’s culpability in World War II.

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Casey Anthony, Jury, Trial
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