Other Explosive Vatican Secrets Revealed by the Pope's Butler
POWER TO THE PAPAL DEPT.
Recently, The Pope’s butler was arrested on charges that he’d stolen secret documents! This is huge news! The Pope has a freakin’ butler! (That must be a VERY fancy gent!) You might be wondering — are the secrets he leaked actually that embarrassing? Is the Pope Catholic?!?!

Artist: Tom Bunk (With a slight assist from the MAD Art Dept.)