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Just in time for President Obama’s big jobs speech tonight comes a special edition of Parade Magazine and its famous “What People Earn” feature!
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Window photo by Oliver-Bonjoch
When Walter Isaacson’s biography of Steve Jobs was released last week, it immediately became a mega-bestseller. So it’s no surprise that Isaacson is already hard at work on his next biography. Its topic is a closely guarded secret, but The Idiotical has obtained an exclusive first look at the book’s cover!
All of your favorite stars are playing…without even realizing it.
Let the games begin!
Will.i.am throws...ROCK!
But Jay-Z beats him with…PAPER!
But Justin Bieber beats that by throwing…SCISSORS!
Only to be defeated when Sarah Palin throws…ROCK!
Which is covered by Robert Pattinson’s…PAPER!
Which gets cut by Samantha Ronson’s…SCISSORS!
Which gets smashed by Lil Wayne’s…ROCK!
Which gets covered by LeBron James’...PAPER!
But The Situation slices through it with his…SCISSORS!
But Pauly D smashes them with…ROCK! (Not cool, bro!)
Which gets covered by Hitler’s…PAPER!
Which is defeated by Churchill’s…SCISSORS! (Whew!)
But those get smashed by Katy Perry’s…ROCK!
But that gets beaten by President Obama’s…PAPER!
Which gets cut by Nixon’s…DOUBLE SCISSORS!!! (Cheater!)
But Superman saves the day by throwing…DOUBLE ROCKS!
SUPERMAN WINS!
Writer: Dave Croatto
Last night Michele Bachmann followed President Obama’s speech to Congress with a long, boring press conference. It took the Tea Party candidate what seemed like forever to say what can be summed up in four words…
Just in time for President Obama’s big jobs speech tonight comes a special edition of Parade Magazine and its famous “What People Earn” feature!
After months of Republican attacks, President Obama told the EPA to withdraw the pending Ozone National Ambient Air Quality Standards. So now we know which side ALL of our elected officials come down on when it comes to choosing between alleged “job killers” and proven people killers.
It brings to mind a classic Max Brandel image from MAD #142 (April 1971). Is it just us, or is it getting harder and harder to swallow what they expect us to breathe?
There’s no issue large or small that Barack Obama isn’t willing to capitulate on. The most recent example; his little game of chicken with House Speaker John Boehner. First Obama scheduled what many are calling the most important speech of his presidency opposite a big GOP Presidential debate. And the minute Boehner balked, Obama immediately caved and rescheduled his speech opposite the opening game of the NFL season — virtually guaranteeing no one will be watching him. In a job that requires big brass balls, Obama appears to have two Tic-Tacs.
Artist: Jack Syracuse
Republican Presidential candidate, former Godfather Pizza guy, and all-around blowhard Herman Cain recently called for the impeachment of President Obama. He made the announcement while unveiling his new campaign poster.
With Republicans and Democrats foaming at the mouth and blaming each other for the impasse over the Debt Ceiling, it reminded us again of how screwed up our government is — and has been for a very long time.
From MAD #142
