SEXUAL CONGRESS DEPT.
Yesterday, Twilight star and professional pouter Kristen Stewart admitted to a fling with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders. Her on- and off-screen beau, Robert Pattinson, was crushed by this news, as was Stewart’s legion of pre-teen fans who finally got a glimpse at a harsh reality of love that vampire books can never fully illustrate.
Recently, media mogul and all around douchebag, Rupert Murdoch, released an apology letter in response to the News of the World phone hacking scandal. The letter published in the Saturday newspaper was not the original letter Murdoch intended for the public to see. Luckily MAD’s Hacking Department was able to find his rough draft.