A Selfie We’d Like to See: Amanda Bynes
CARNIVAL KNOWLEDGE DEPT.
Celebrity Tax Deductions
DON’T MESS WITH TAXES DEPT.
Today is tax day! And you know what that means: um...it’s the day you pay your taxes! (Sorry, the name is kind of a giveaway...) Anyway — even though it’s a terrible, boring and wallet-draining time, there’s one sure-fire way to make it more enjoyable...see what the stars are doing! So, to help ease the pain, we thought we’d take a look at what some celebrity taxpayers are writing off as deductions this year!
Things You’re Likely to Hear at This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
THE SNIDES OF MARCH DEPT.
Surprising Features on the Mars Rover Curiosity
UP, UP AND A WASTE! DEPT.
This week in Mars news, the NASA rover “Curiosity” (also the name of a new perfume for cats) successfully landed on the red planet. The mission, which has been in the works since 2004, cost about 2.5 billion dollars! While our sources tell us about a tenth of that money was spent getting all 18,800 NASA employees “Curiosity” windbreakers, the rest went to building the actual spacecraft. Although much has been made of the rover’s plutonium power source and its state of the art mobility system, there are TONS of other neat features that have gone unreported! Which is why we at MAD felt it was our earthly duty to reveal these…
Expenses for Miley Cyrus' Wedding Day
FOOLS OF ENGAGEMENT DEPT.
Recently, Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth made their engagement public — probably after Hemsworth decided he’d be a doofus if he didn’t get in on those sweet, sweet Disney dollars. Hemsworth bought a 3.5 karat diamond to replace that abstinence “purity ring” she conveniently stopped wearing. The couple has found that planning a wedding is difficult no matter how rich and famous you are (for now). Lucky for us, we’ve obtained a list of the expenses that even the Beverly Hillbillies would hoot and holler over.
