After reportedly assaulting Frank Ocean, Chris Brown posted a picture on Instagram of Jesus on the cross, with the message “Painting the way I feel today.” Awww, poor fella. Heavy is the head that wears the thorny crown! Still, we got to thinking, maybe we’re being too hard on Chris—especially if he IS the second coming! Which got us thinking about…
Remember in 2009 when Chris Brown viciously beat his girlfriend Rihanna into a bloody pulp? You do? Well then, you should probably tell Rihanna — because it seems like she’s forgotten all about it. How else can you explain the fact that after being hospitalized by Brown, she’s going clubbing with him, dueting with him on her new album and spending Thanksgiving with him? (In her defense, his candied yams are supposedly without peer.) There’s even rumors that they’re going out again. Before she gets her heart — and other things — broken, we have a few words for her.
The Penn State Child abuse scandal was back in the news this morning thanks to the release of the Freeh Report. The report investigated the sexual abuse charges at Penn State and — you’re not gonna believe this — confirmed what everyone’s been saying for months now: that Joe Paterno and other Penn State officials repeatedly covered up Jerry Sandusky’s sexual abuse of children. Sure, they could have done something to stop Sandusky’s monstrous actions — but that might have affected their season!
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