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Khloe Kardashian: The Terminated

THE EX-FACTOR DEPT.

Sad news today (well, sad for one person — for the rest of us, it’s actually pretty positive) — Khloe Kardashian Odom will not be returning next season to co-host X-Factor. There was no reason given, but it’s either because she wanted to spend more time with her family, or because she’s a talentless, unappealing cipher who was so terrible at her simple job that she made Mario Lopez look like a bottomless well of genius magnetism. Oh well — TV didn’t work out, but there’s always the big screen!

MAD Monkey Prints For Sale!

A VIEW TO A SHILL DEPT.

Do you hate bare walls? Do you love monkeys? Do you tolerate fine art? Well brother, oh brother, do we have a hot tip for you! Click here for the chance to buy your very own prints featuring the greatest works from the MoMa (Museum of Monkey Art). Having one in your home is the perfect conversation-starter…and abrupt conversation ender.

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