Recently video was (ahem) leaked of four Marines urinating on the corpses of Taliban fighters. (And they said waterboarding was bad!) Having never been on the battlefield, we’ll reserve final comment. But on the surface it certainly looks as if the Marines were “going” down the wrong path with this. In a related development, there are unconfirmed rumors that two of the Marines have just signed deals to act as spokesmen for Flomax.
Tom Hanks, the revered star of classic films such as Saving Private Ryan and Bachelor Party, was found lurking in an extremely empty and incredibly dull high school gymnasium.
Miss Wisconsin, Laura Kaeppeler, was crowned the new Miss America during the annual pageant at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas Saturday night. Given how the Packers did against the Giants this weekend, it’s nice to know someone from Wisconsin still knows how to win.
Back on January 5th, we posed this challenge: "Can you guess what will be on the cover of MAD #514?" We showed a shockingly important piece of the art and provided this painfully obvious hint: "There is at least ONE eyebrow on this cover." Even with all of that plopped in your laps, not one Idiotical reader gave us the correct answer. This is the best we can say about your guesses: not all of you got it wrong, but no one got it right.
Needless to say, we were terribly disappointed.
But we are nothing if not forgiving! We'll now grant you another chance to answer the question: "What will be on the cover of MAD #514?" Take a look at the cropped image below (we TOLD you were there was an eyebrow), and leave your answer in the comments!
We cannot stop celebrating the 50th Anniversary of Spy vs. Spy. We simply CANNOT! And — damnit! — when you have amazing custom toys like this, why would you want to?!? Today’s stupidly-fantastic contribution is from the great one himself — “Weird Al” Yankovic! Be sure to check back next Friday to see another outstanding Spy toy! (We can’t stop! CAN’T! AARRRGGGH!)
Click here to see all of the other custom Spies!
There’s a new version of Monopoly based on Mitt Romney’s run for the Presidency. Here’s an exclusive look at some of the cards from the game.
Look for more "Mitt Romney Monopoly" cards in MAD #514, on sale February 21!