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Khloe Kardashian: The Terminated

THE EX-FACTOR DEPT.

Sad news today (well, sad for one person — for the rest of us, it’s actually pretty positive) — Khloe Kardashian Odom will not be returning next season to co-host X-Factor. There was no reason given, but it’s either because she wanted to spend more time with her family, or because she’s a talentless, unappealing cipher who was so terrible at her simple job that she made Mario Lopez look like a bottomless well of genius magnetism. Oh well — TV didn’t work out, but there’s always the big screen!

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MAD Spy vs Spy Prints for Sale!

A VIEW TO A SHILL DEPT.

Do you have a boring door that’s full of stupid, boring nothingness? God, that door is the worst! The WORST! But now you can class things up by disguising it as the entrance to the Black Spy or White Spy Headquarters! These posters were originally created for MAD’s offices – but are available to the public for the very first time! Click here for the chance to buy your very own prints. You can get all of the style of the MAD offices without enduring that haunting smell! 

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Reese Witherspoon: Legally Bombed

REESE IN PIECES DEPT.

When Reese Witherspoon’s husband was pulled over for DUI over the weekend, she acted as any normal human being would: by pulling out her fading “celebrity card,” informing the officer that he was “about to find out who I am.” Despite an apology today — in which she blamed her rant on “one drink too many” — it’s now pretty clear exactly who she is.

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MAD Monkey Prints For Sale!

A VIEW TO A SHILL DEPT.

Do you hate bare walls? Do you love monkeys? Do you tolerate fine art? Well brother, oh brother, do we have a hot tip for you! Click here for the chance to buy your very own prints featuring the greatest works from the MoMa (Museum of Monkey Art). Having one in your home is the perfect conversation-starter…and abrupt conversation ender.

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