UDDER STUPIDITY DEPT.
MAD is proud to present a brand new, ongoing comic strip — featuring the astonishing adventures of a young boy, his bovine companion, and their exciting exploits as they travel through the time stream, desperately trying to get back home, all while staying one step ahead of the evil and carnivorous Dr. Chops. (It’s pretty much the same plotline as “Cathy.”)
EAT, WEIGH, GUV DEPT.
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie recently revealed that he had undergone lap-band surgery in order to help him get down to his “goal weight” of a svelte 535 pounds. We salute his newfound resolve to lead a healthier life — but, given his donut-inhaling history, we’re a little worried about a relapse. But if such a thing does happen, it will at least make for riveting drama.
SKETCHY CHARACTERS DEPT.
MAIL ENHANCEMENT DEPT.
Good news, pervy shut-ins! Now you can order Viagra online and have it delivered right to your home! You’ll never have to put on pants again! So, to sum up, a great day for weirdoes — and a terrible day for their mail carriers!
Today is Sigmund Freud’s birthday! (Hmmm, that’s funny how close it is to Mother’s Day...very telling.) And we can think of no better tribute to the father of modern psychology than to share a few gags from the classic MAD article "Get a New Psychiatrist If..." (Admittedly, we’re terrible when it comes to thinking up tributes...)
STRIPS TEASED DEPT.
Today's comic is by Dustin Glick! Click the strip to make it bigger!
From MAD #503, May 2010
CARNIVAL KNOWLEDGE DEPT.
CLASSIC IDIOTICAL DEPT.
Can you believe that today marks the two-year anniversary of Osama Bin Laden being killed? To recognize the occasion, we thought we’d share our blog post from the original event! Wherever he is, we’re sure he’s looking up on us, smiling.