BRONX BUMMER DEPT.
IT’S A SMALL BUT VERY EXPENSIVE WORLD DEPT.
CLASSIC MAD DEPT.
Today marks the 10th anniversary of Martha Stewart’s indictment for insider trading. Despite her constant denials, a jury of her peers (as if Martha has any peers) convicted Ms. Stewart and sent her up the river. Ever the survivor, Martha quickly made herself at home in the big house, even getting herself some prison ink.
THE ORAL OF THE STORY DEPT.
Throat cancer survivor Michael Douglas dove head first into the news today, wagging his tongue with a story some people find hard to swallow. Rather than give all these interviews, maybe he should just write a book.
WHERE THERE’S A WILL, THERE’S DISMAY DEPT.
FONEBONE FRIDAY DEPT.
RODIN TO PERDITION DEPT.
THE BOOTH OF A NATION DEPT.
Yesterday, President Obama met with Governor Chris Christie to tour parts of the Jersey Shore that were ravaged by Hurricane Sandy. It was a rare display of both bipartisanship and unbridled bromance. We’re happy to report that not only was a splendid time had by all — it was also captured on film!