Afghanistan — Come for the shell craters, stay for the human rights violations!
SIGNS THE BASEBALL MANAGER YOU’VE HIRED IS TOO OLD
- • Hef’s intravenous Cialis drip just wasn't working anymore.
• Crystal didn't want Hef's great-granddaughter to be one of the bridesmaids.
MAD founder, the late William M. Gaines, was a large man who liked large things: Zeppelins (he had dozens hanging from his office ceiling), King Kong (he had a giant Kong head looking in his office window) and the Statue of Liberty (he owned the world’s largest private collection of Statue of Liberty casts).