Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber: The Tale of the Tape

Orlando Bloom vs. Justin Bieber: The Tale of the Tape

By The Editors Wednesday, July 30th, 2014

CLASH OF THE CRETINS DEPT.

Today TMZ released footage allegedly showing a tussle between Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber (presumably over who had the softer, prettier features). Unfortunately, the fight was short-lived (they never even got to the hair-pulling and slap-flailing!) but just in case there’s a rematch, check out the stats!

Idiotical Originals, Society & Culture, The Tale of the Tape, Orlando Bloom, Justin Bieber, Music, Movies, Miranda Kerr, Selena Gomez, Fight, Mayonnaise-themed Haikus

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