CLASH OF THE CRETINS DEPT.
Today TMZ released footage allegedly showing a tussle between Orlando Bloom and Justin Bieber (presumably over who had the softer, prettier features). Unfortunately, the fight was short-lived (they never even got to the hair-pulling and slap-flailing!) but just in case there’s a rematch, check out the stats!
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