MAD Reveals Surprises in the New Harry Potter Short Story

MAD Reveals Surprises in the New Harry Potter Short Story

By The Editors Thursday, July 10th, 2014

SCRATCHING A QUIDDITCH DEPT.

Potterheads longing for a fix were relieved this week when J.K. Rowling released a short story chronicling the bespectacled wizard’s later years (taking place 30 years after the last book). The original series had unexpected moments, but this new story will have readers more shocked than when Harry had to postpone his clash with Voldemort because of a Bertie Bott’s Beans-related stomach ache! Never ones to hold back the bitter truth…

Idiotical Originals, Society & Culture, J.K. Rowling, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Albus Dumbledore, Hogwarts, Gryffindor, World Cup, He Who Must Not be Named, Voldemort, Short Story, Banana Slug Immigration

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