BROADCAST SNOOZE DEPT.
Yankees “fan” Andrew Robert Rector is having one hell of a season! First, he was shown on TV as he slept through a Yankees-Red Sox game. Then he achieved record-breaking levels of outrage for being gently mocked for 90 seconds by ESPN sportscasters! But he really made history by suing ESPN and the New York Yankees for $10 million due to “emotional distress.” His stupidity will go down in history — but just in case it doesn’t, we thought we’d immortalize him here.
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