GREASY DOES IT DEPT.
It seems impossible, but sales at McDonald’s are actually down — why wouldn’t people want to consume a week's worth of calories in one greasy meal?!? Still, there must be some reason for the downturn — and although we’re far too lazy to do the long-term socioeconomic research to find out, we’re always happy to wildly speculate.
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