What will the Horses Wear in the Belmont Stakes?

What will the Horses Wear in the Belmont Stakes?

By The Editors Thursday, June 5th, 2014

MY BELITTLED PONY DEPT.

There was a recent controversy recently as to whether or not Triple Crown aspirant California Chrome would be allowed to wear a nasal strip when racing in this weekend’s Belmont Stakes. Luckily, the New York Racing Association consented — and as it turns out, the NYRA wasn’t just horsing around! Its decision opened the floodgates for a slew of other horsey-head accessories to be permitted in the race!

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