MY BELITTLED PONY DEPT.
There was a recent controversy recently as to whether or not Triple Crown aspirant California Chrome would be allowed to wear a nasal strip when racing in this weekend’s Belmont Stakes. Luckily, the New York Racing Association consented — and as it turns out, the NYRA wasn’t just horsing around! Its decision opened the floodgates for a slew of other horsey-head accessories to be permitted in the race!
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