BRONX BUMMER DEPT.
Last night, Yankees pitcher Michael Pineda was tossed from a game against the Red Sox for having a glob of pine tar “hidden” on his neck. While the embarrassing ejection will likely result in a suspension for the sticky-fingered starter, Pineda shouldn’t be too upset — he can look forward to seeing himself in cereal aisles any day now.
Get more stupidity delivered right to your mailbox! Subscribe to MAD today!